The biggest ASS I have ever seen!!

Now I have to admit that Jennifer Lopez started the “Big Ass” movement and she made it sexy to have a big ass, but there does need to be a limit. There are rules to making a “Big Ass” look sexy.

  1. The ass cannot be filled with cottage cheese
  2. The ass has to be contained and should not creep out of whatever is holding it in

So I see the following picture of Kim Kardashian, and I have to say she is breaking both rules. If I’m the “Big Ass” cop, she gets a big ass ticket.

That red swimsuit bottom is holding on for dear life. Now I can also see her sister standing next to her is alot better looking and in much better shape. She is not breaking the “Big Ass” rules.

Kim if you happen to see this, it’s time to hit the gym and hit it hard, please!! Let’s also see if you can find a swim suit that can contain your ass, It’s not sexy to have “plumber’s” crack.

5 Responses to “The biggest ASS I have ever seen!!”

  1. calmixx Says:

    Kim – Don’t listen to Ivan. Your ass is PERFECT. Now, your face . . . LOL

  2. cosmo16feel Says:

    excellent Ass, you should feel proud.

  3. WOW Thats Definately in my top 5 best bootys

  4. OMG! What a sexy body. Kim your ass is so perfect, and you’ve got that whole exotic ethnic thing going on. I’d be a 2 pump chump with an ass like that!

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