Archive for July, 2009

Do Performance Enhancing Drugs make a difference?


This era of baseball is just embarrassing, plain and simple. Professional baseball players are now walking on egg shells and they are scared to take anything for fear they will test positive in a random drug test for PED’s. My question is simple, do PED’s make a difference?

When all is said and done, you still need to have the natural ability to play the game. Baseball sounds like a simple game, you hit the ball, you catch the ball and you throw the ball. However, in it’s simplicity lies the difficulty. There will always be someone who can do it better and faster.

The most difficult thing to do in sports is hit a baseball. To hit a round ball with a round bat is very difficult. Now throw in the fact that the ball is coming at speeds above 90mph and is also moving like crazy. I don’t care how strong you are, it takes skill and practice to do this.

You may look at someone like Mark McGuire and say that PED’s helped him. Maybe they did, but what is the difference if a ball is hit 400 feet or 450 feet, it’s still a homerun. Then some may argue that the advantage comes in to effect when a homerun is just barely hit over the fence. If the player had not been taking the PED’s, would this have been a homerun? Who really knows.

I do think that there should be a level playing field and there should be no use of PED’s in any sport. However, there are teams that spend alot of money in sports medicine. There are trainers who are better than others and can get more out of an athlete. There are team doctors who have better treatments that heal athletes faster. Is this fair?

We could argue the points of this forever, but the bottom line is that I want baseball to shine again and not have this black cloud over it. I want to be able to take my son to a game and not have him ask me if any of the players are on PED’s. I want my son to also understand that there are no shortcuts in anything and that hard work is always necessary.

I would like to see a study done on an athlete that has taken PED’s and see what the results are. Show me that and I will guarantee you that that person will not b any better at his sport.

Categories: Sports

This is Madonna……Now?


What has become of the “Material Girl”? It certainly looks like she needs an IV drip or some kind of nourishment. I think it may be time for Madonna to cover up a bit until she gains some weight or is this sympathy weight loss so she doesn’t feel ashamed for stealing 3rd world country children.

Either way……NASTY!!

Categories: Are you Kidding??

Gosselin + Lohan = WTF!!

July 26, 2009 1 comment


This just can’t be good! This is wrong in so many ways!

I must admit, when hearing of Jon Gosselin divorce Kate Gosselin, I was glad. Glad to see that he would no longer be a beaten man and have is spirit broken by the psycho hose beast (and her hair). However, I feel like he has abandoned his kids for the party life with a drugged out 22 year old whore, a “reporter” from STAR magazine and now with Michael Lohan?

When it rains it pours!

Hey Jon! A bit of advice. Michael Lohan’s kids don’t want anything to do with him. Why would you even associate yourself with him. You have 8 kids to care for……..Oh Wait. I get it, 8 kids can be a pain in the ass. I see what he’s doing.

Well played Mr Gosselin! You’re still an asshole, but well done!

Meanwhile, somewhere in the great state of Pennsylvania, Kate is lying in bed while the nannies attend to her kids……..and I thought my family was dysfunctional.

Erin Andrews……The New Hotness!


So the hottest woman EVER was video taped through a peep hole in a hotel room and it made it on the internet. Have I seen said video…..NO! Do I want to see it….YES! What makes me want to see it is the fact that Erin Andrews is a beautiful woman who loves sports and knows more about sports than I do. As a man I do not feel threatened by this. Picture if you will, a gathering amongst friends and you stroll in with Erin Andrews on your arm. That in itself would be enough for most people…..However, when the subject of sports comes up and she literally wipes the floor with said friends…..BONUS!!!

What man hasn’t dreamed of a woman who actually wants to watch sports more than he does.

Anyway, ESPN and the attorneys for Erin Andrews are fiercely battling to find out how this happened and to ensure the video is not posted all over the web. This makes her even HOTTER!!! In an age where the sex tape is king, here is a woman with morals and who actually cares if strangers see her naked.

Thank you Ms. Andrews for having morals and not letting yourself turn into a Kim Kardashian (who settled for a large sum of money when her sex tape was out).

However, my morals are in question, because I would give my first born to see Erin Andrews naked!!!! Sorry, but testosterone wins this battle. See picture above…..Nuff Said!!

The Simpsons take on Apple

Here’s a funny spoof by the Simpsons on the Apple store. Pretty accurate if you ask me, as I write this on my MacBook.

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Jon Gosselin is RIDICULOUS!!

July 12, 2009 3 comments


I was a Kate Gosselin hater. I watched Jon & Kate plus 8 here and there and each time I watched, I would see Kate just verbally abuse Jon Gosselin and beat him down to a pulp. He would simply take it and you could see how much of a beaten man he was. Now that they are officially on the divorce trail, I guess they are free to do what they want. I do not know the circumstances of their divorce nor will I speculate. However, he’s got 8 kids!!!!! I have 2 of my own and it’s hard to keep up with them. I can not even fathom having 8 children.

So, today I’m surfing the web and I see a story on People about Jon vacationing with his now girlfriend. This girlfriend is the daughter of the plastic surgeon who performed the tummy tuck on Kate Gosselin!!! What the Fuck!!

This is just Fucked Up! The divorce is not even final and he’s vacationing with another woman….Meanwhile Kate is at home with the 8 kids, granted she has some help, but still. How do you explain this to your kids when they get older and realize what the deal is. After hearing this story, I truly feel bad for Kate Gosselin.

Now on the flip side, this chick that Jon is dating is only with him for the spotlight. I cannot imagine any woman, who is single with no kids would want to date a man with 8 kids!!! I can pretty much guarantee you that she will disappear when he got the kids for the weekend.

8 Kids!!!! What time would you have to date let alone take a vacation.

Coming Soon!!! New Posts!!!

It’s been a while since I have posted to my blog. Now that I have some time to myself, I will pour my useless yet entertaining information on this blog.

Categories: Uncategorized