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Jessica Simpson….FAT??

January 28, 2009 2 comments

I think that as a people we have a tremendous obsession about being fat. That being said, we also have different ideas on what being fat is. SO, the picture below shows Jessica Simpson “performing” and everyone’s first reaction is that she gained alot of weight and is “fat”. Now, I for one don’t like a barrel ass, but I don’t think “Messica” Simpson is fat. Has she gained weight?….YES!, Does it look bad?…….NO! Is she a hot mess?…Absolutely!

Either way, she is still very easy on the eyes. The ears…is another story.

In closing, Tony Romo better knock her up because if she keeps singing she’ll be making as much money as I do for writing this blog.

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Jessica Simpson Scared Michael Jackson White!

September 10, 2008 Leave a comment

Jessica Simpson (a.k.a. Tits McGee) scared Michael Jackson white.

Was it her scary Country music or her huge boobs? You make the call.

Wait….He was already this color…..sigh!

Jessica Simpson Sould Just Stop!

August 29, 2008 Leave a comment

I just don’t know where this “woman” is going with her life. She is just a hot mess at this point and her “career” is only alive because of her relationship to Tony Romo.

She continues to torture the ears of people and small animals with her country singing ways. As you can see from the picture above, her wardrobe sense is just as bad as her country singing. But the kicker is that she actually believes that her farts smell like roses and she actually said this to a crowd of people. WHY??

How gross!! Guys fart and it’s funny, girls fart and it’s just gross! Why, you ask? From a guy it’s expected, from a girl it’s not.

Papa Jo, do yourself and the ears of America a favor and put down that crazy horse of a daughter. Let her be Tony Romo’s arm candy and pop out a few more dummies. PLEASE!!

Jessica Simpson Is Delusional

August 21, 2008 Leave a comment

So I hear that Jessica Simpson has her g-string in a bunch because of Carrie Underwood is saying that Tony Romo still calls her. The brilliant Jessica Simpson retorts with, “I know for a fact that he never called her, I checked his call logs.” She then proceeds to say that she and Tony Romo “got a chuckle out of the story”

Sigh…..

Sad really. I just don’t understand how incredibly slow Jessica Simpson really is. This is Tony Romo, Quaterback for the Dallas Cowboys. Jessica! put down the pale ale and listen, he’s getting so much ass behind your back that it would even boggle your mind!

Besides, Carrie Underwood is better looking and is a better singer. She can alos do Country music….

“Duh….Drink Beer”, Jessica Simpson.

August 20, 2008 1 comment

Jessica Simspon is now endorsing beer. Does Papa Jo have no limit to the shame he will put this girl through? I mean we all know that her career is basically over, so what does Papa Jo do? He gets her to sing Country music…..and it’s just not working out for her.

Plan B….Let’s put Jessica on the back of a pick-up truck, with hay and make her look dumb but sexy (her normal look). OKAY!!! Oh, and let’s have her endorse alcohol.

WOW Papa Jo…..I don’t think that has ever been done before, a sexy blond endorsing alcohol. You must some kind of marketing genius, no wonder Jessica hired you.

Let’s start the Playboy clock on Jessica Simpson….I give it 1 year before she’s spread eagle on the pull out section of the magazine.

Sorry Jessica…Now you’re basically T&A for the men folk.

Ashlee Simpson’s “New” Body…

June 18, 2008 1 comment

I guess being pregnant agrees with with Ashlee Simpson. It must have been pretty cold where she was or wearing a bra makes her uncomfortable. Click here to see more pictures.

Look out Jessica, she’s catching up!!

Jessica Simpson…Entertain??

February 28, 2008 Leave a comment

Well if you can’t be popular in the USA, may as well go to Kuwait to “entertain” the troops. Gotta feel good to entertain guys and gals that have not seen a woman in a while….I’m thinking she will be well received