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Kim Kardashian’s Amazingly Huge Assets

February 1, 2011 Leave a comment

Just saw this picture of Kim Kardashian. She’s allegedly pissed that she posed nude for “W” magazine after the fact that she posed nude for “W” magazine. I have no more words except to say, Wow!! Interpret the “Wow” anyway you want.

Kim Kardashian + Dancing With The Stars = WTF??

August 31, 2008 2 comments

What the hell is Kim Kardashian doing on Dancing with the Stars? This show is supposed to have a cast of “stars”, people who are famous and have done something in Hollywood and have been famous, such as act, sing, etc. The other possibility is to be an athlete.

Again, I ask, why is Kim Kardashian on this show? She is not famous for anything except for a sex tape with a d-list R&B singer who was only somewhat famous because of his sister, Brandy. Kim got to Playboy because of her sex tape. She got a reality show because of a sex tape….Sigh!

I use to stomach this show because my wife enjoyed watching it, but now that they are letting anyone on, I don’t think it’s gonna work. Kim Kardashian will probably be the first one off, and if she is, I’m going to laugh my ass off because that would mean that Cloris Leachman, who is a billion years old would have been better than her.

I hope that Kim Kardashian is judged twice one score for her and one for her ass. That thing has a mind of it’s own.

The biggest ASS I have ever seen!!

July 3, 2008 6 comments

Now I have to admit that Jennifer Lopez started the “Big Ass” movement and she made it sexy to have a big ass, but there does need to be a limit. There are rules to making a “Big Ass” look sexy.

  1. The ass cannot be filled with cottage cheese
  2. The ass has to be contained and should not creep out of whatever is holding it in

So I see the following picture of Kim Kardashian, and I have to say she is breaking both rules. If I’m the “Big Ass” cop, she gets a big ass ticket.

That red swimsuit bottom is holding on for dear life. Now I can also see her sister standing next to her is alot better looking and in much better shape. She is not breaking the “Big Ass” rules.

Kim if you happen to see this, it’s time to hit the gym and hit it hard, please!! Let’s also see if you can find a swim suit that can contain your ass, It’s not sexy to have “plumber’s” crack.