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Olympic Rectal Exam

August 23, 2008 4 comments

She’s pissed that she lost a point for a “headbutt”, so she’s taking it out on the other girls pooter.

ALRIGHT! If you have a better one, leave a comment!!

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Michael Phelps and his 12,000 CALORIE DIET!!

August 20, 2008 Leave a comment

Since Michael Phelps has broken every kind of swimming record at the 2008 Beijing olympics there has been so much information on him and his life. I found that the most interesting is his diet. THE MAN CONSUMES 12,000 CALORIES PER DAY!!

How is this possible without gaining weight? I also learned that he burns 4,000 calories when he works out. That still leaves 8,000 calories of intake. I am in awe of how this man’s body is conditioned. The average person consumes 2,500 calories per day, so Michael Phelps eats as much as 5 people!!

So let’s see what 12,000 calories amounts too in your everyday food:

A White Castle Slider has 140 calories. It would take 85.7 of these to equal his daily intake

A McDonald’s BIG MAC has 540 calories. It would take 22.2 of these to equal his daily intake.

A McDonald’s Chicken Nugget has 47.5 calories. It would take 253 chicken nuggets to equal his daily intake.

A Nathan’s Hot Dog has 297 calories. 40 hot dogs to equal his intake.

These are just a few items of what we all consume that would equal the ridiculous amount of calories that Michael Phelps consumes. Good thing that he is getting all this endorsement money, he’s gonna need it. I also think that when his mother was crying at the Olympics, she was crying tears of joy becuase now she no longer has to feed him!!

Let’s Start The Steroid Clock On Michael Phelps

August 16, 2008 3 comments

Any day now there will be a protest of some sort saying that Michael Phelps used some type of performance enhancing drug. How can someone be this good? EASY!!! Genetics plays a big role in this as well as good training and money. Michael Phelps is also mentally tough and focused.

Michael Phelps was bred to be a swimmer. He has the perfect physique for it. Large feet and hands, Long upper body and shorter legs. The man is practically a fish. My hats off to him and his accomplishments. He is truly the greatest athlete alive, in my opinion.

Swimming is the most demanding of sports. What other sport do you need to be as physically fit and perform at an extremely high level while holding your breath and using your entire body. I mean the guy burns 4,000 calories per workout and eats 12,000 calories per day. WOW!!

Congratulations to Michael Phelps on his 8th GOLD MEDAL!!! Well Deserved.

I still think that someone is hard at work to try and nail him for performance enhancing drug use. Only time will tell.